docs: fuck seo companies

OliverBooth/Pages/Contact/Index.cshtml

@@ -25,13 +25,14 @@
     <div class="alert alert-info">
         <p class="lead"><i class="fa-solid fa-circle-info"></i> Dear SEO marketing teams</p>
         <p>
-            While I don't necessarily consider receiving legitimate offers for SEO services to be spam, I am not
-            interested in your services at this time. I understand that you are just doing your job, but hopefully you
-            can do it more efficiently by going to others who are more receptive to your services.
+            I have given you enough chances. I asked that you do not send me any SEO offers or else be blocked.
+            Congratulations, you've been upgraded to "spammer" and will receive the same treatment as any other bad
+            actor sending unsolicited crap.
         </p>
         <p>
-            Do not contact me about SEO services. If you do, while I will not publicly blacklist your address, you
-            will - however - be blocked.
+            If I receive any SEO emails, you will be added to the blacklist and your company name will be shamed too. I
+            will make my best efforts to ensure no one ever uses you. If you cannot respect the privacy of my inbox, I
+            will never respect you or your company.
         </p>
     </div>